I wrote my first novel in 2nd grade.

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​I'm a former high school newspaper editor.

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I've ghostwritten breakup texts, letters to friends' parents, desperate pleas to teachers for extensions, etc.

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​I'm an amateur Soundcloud DJ.

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I will write anything. Current venture: letter to Colorado Parking Services for booting my car. Past venture: songs and raps.

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​I'm a proud photographer of every vanity license plate in Colorado. And I write about it on Substack.

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​I'm the great, great, great-granddaughter of Jose Braulio Aleman, principal author of the Constitution of Cuba!

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I'm holding a lifelong grudge against Wendy's for getting rid of the 4for4.